People who visit our little village are sometimes compelled to ask, “What do you people do for excitement around here?”
No matter how hard I think, my answer is invariably, “Well, I guess we just don’t go around getting excited much.”
If you want excitement, you should head up to Woodstock: Skunk Dispatched in Village
Rabies is serious business but I am amused that the skunk didn’t “release any scent” until it was “put down.” How do you insult a skunk?
The View from Fish in a Barrel Pond 