When Skwerls Attack

According to this article from the March 15, 2011 Bennington Banner, a local neighborhood is under siege. Residents are scared and you, no matter where you live, should also be concerned about this growing menace. It is spring and, once again, bushy-tailed terrorists are working on their goal of total world domination!

These skwerl attacks are apparently “unprovoked” and target humans as they go about their business, shoveling snow and clearing sidewalks for the safety and convenience of all. I have known for years that these attacks are part of an ongoing plot to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

If you don’t believe me, check out this web site: Scary Squirrel World

In these troubled times we must all remain vigilant!

(Posters from www.scarysquirrel.org)

You have been warned!

My good friend, Eugene, has had his own encounters with the Bushytails:

Careful with that Axe, Eugene

I, myself, have been on the forefront of this ongoing battle:

A One Way Ticket to Exile Island

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Categories: Humor, nature, Vermont | Tags: , , , , , | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “When Skwerls Attack

  1. Nancy Spivey

    Oh, my. I thought they were just annoying little creatures that raid our bird feeders!

  2. I have a feeling on my next slow day I’ll be going through your archives. The links were hilarious.

    I thought I was the only one that ever referenced one of my favorite Pink Floyd songs.

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